im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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