I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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