My brain says no but my pants say off.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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