worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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