I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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