I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
