i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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