You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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