My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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