Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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