dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Boobs speak an international language.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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