it hurts more in the daytime
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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