I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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