Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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