i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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