i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Randomize
