I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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