Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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