I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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