We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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