So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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