i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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