please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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