the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
cat food counts as protein by the way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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