Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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