We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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