i barfeds in our rink
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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