He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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