Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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