pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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