Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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