id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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