Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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