turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm always down for nudity.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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