why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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