ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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