Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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