Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Just cropdusted the office
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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