Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i just google imaged poop.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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