At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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