those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
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he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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