Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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