She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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