ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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