Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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