Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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