I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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