If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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