I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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