Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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