no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm too high and old for this...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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