Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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