butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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