Where did you get a picture of my penis
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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