LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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