smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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