They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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