Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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